About

This site is all about not being dooced. Everything told here has really happened. However, Marcus is not my real name. Neither are the names of other people their real names. And some of the dates have also been altered.

So who am I and what do I do? Really…

• I am male.
• I was born and raised and I currently live in the European Union.
• I am fluent in English, but it is not my native language.
• I’ve lived in the U.S. for long enough to sound American.
• I am married.
• I work in the IT industry, for various clients and on various types of projects.
• I work as a Director of Sales for an IT school.
• I work in the IT industry, for various clients and on various types of projects.
• I am also a political lobbyist.
• I spend too much money on fuel, sometimes obsessive amounts.